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It's only after I got back from work that I realised why everybody was staring at me oddly today. I was wearing a skirt and forgot to shave my right leg. Oops!

My wife and I bet over the first word our baby would say, "dad" or "mum". It's a tie, the first word is "bobo", our dog's name. Too bad!

After months of patience, tonight was THE night with my girl-friend. As she took my pants off, she looked at it and said: "what a scam !". Ouch!

After three years of hard work, I finally received my long-awaited results only to discover I failed all my exams. What a close shave when I saw it was not my name written on it! Thank God!

Today, I thought my boyfriend had withdrawn all his savings for the car we disagreed on. I was angry until he came home with the most beautiful engagement ring. Ecstatic!

After spending the whole week-end putting up wall-paper in my daughter's room, I was satisfied with the result... My four-year-old daughter thought it would even better if she signed my work with a black marker. How sweet?

This morning, after a few hours of mocking the new deaf hire, he told me to f.. off. Maybe he's not as deaf as I thought... Ashamed!

Yesterday, my crush finally greeted me with his charming smile. Everything was perfect until he told me I had a red stain on the back of my white dress. OMG!

After months of hard-core savings, I finally bought my dream leather sofa. On the day of its arrival, my cat investigated the sofa thoroughly, scratched and landed its claws on it. Ouch!

When I got into my manager's office this morning, I asked why he and his assistant where laughing so hard. His answer:"your vacations are approved, and you don't have to come back". Thanks...