Lililula... The best of!

After months of hard-core savings, I finally bought my dream leather sofa. On the day of its arrival, my cat investigated the sofa thoroughly, scratched and landed its claws on it. Ouch!

Yesterday, my crush finally greeted me with his charming smile. Everything was perfect until he told me I had a red stain on the back of my white dress. OMG!

After months of patience, tonight was THE night with my girl-friend. As she took my pants off, she looked at it and said: "what a scam !". Ouch!

When I applied for my Singapore permanent residency, I didn't know that I was also registering for the Singapore military service. WTH?

After spending the whole week-end putting up wall-paper in my daughter's room, I was satisfied with the result... My four-year-old daughter thought it would even better if she signed my work with a black marker. How sweet?

Yesterday, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for his birthday, he replied:"to be single". Rejected!

When I got into my manager's office this morning, I asked why he and his assistant where laughing so hard. His answer:"your vacations are approved, and you don't have to come back". Thanks...

This morning, after a few hours of mocking the new deaf hire, he told me to f.. off. Maybe he's not as deaf as I thought... Ashamed!

It's only after I got back from work that I realised why everybody was staring at me oddly today. I was wearing a skirt and forgot to shave my right leg. Oops!

When I kissed my girlfriend for the first time, I couldn't imagine she was going to vomit... in my mouth. Yucks!